ISM's

Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows. Give both to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both of the cows.

Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Enjoy your day!

The only regrets in life are the risks you didn't take. Take it to the limit!

--Erik, Living Lively in Longhorn Land.